choad
 /chohd/, n.

    Synonym for ?penis? used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens
    thereof. They say: ?We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all
    too damned lazy to check the OED.? [I'm not. It isn't. ?ESR] This term is
    alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to
    have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of
    the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ?choad? is in
    fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ?fuck?; it is therefore likely
    to have entered English slang via the British Raj.